Bull Moose Answers the Advice Column Questions
Jul 15th 2010Bull MooseBull Moose Answers the Advice Column Questions
This is one from Dear Abby:
My girlfriend, “Donna,” and I have shared a wonderful relationship for nearly three years. During her college days she had a sexual encounter with her best female friend. (They had been friends since high school.)Although they graduated from college five years ago, they continue to see each other. Donna tells me that nothing sexual goes on between them. Personally, I don’t trust her friend. Please help me get over this. — TONY IN WHITTIER
Abby gives some blather about trust. Here is the correct advice:
Dear Tony,
You are sitting on a freaking sexual goldmine. If you can’t figure out what to do with this situation, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to surrender your testicles. (HINT: It involves Everclear. The booze, not the band.)
Bull Moose
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